Okay so there is a new 300 movie coming out. Anyone hear about this?
Thank heavens, I mean I needed another movie filled with half naked men with picture perfect bodies in it…
Nothing like watching perfectly built men with a girlfriend…
Guys, any of you take your woman to see the first 300?
Bet part of you regrets that.
I mean, you know entire time, the ladies just stared in awe at the physiques.
Don’t get me wrong, I really enjoyed the action and the way they did the movie.
However, after it was over, and she was still sitting there mouth half opened, eyes glazed over…I couldn’t help but think this was a mistake.
I didn’t make the same mistake with Magic Mike.
Ladies, I don’t care if I’m dating you and you compare and fantasize…
It is another to actually see you doing it in real time. I could just see the fantasy as it played out.
Ladies, don’t let any man fool you. We are all self-conscious about our bodies.
We just aren’t brought up to vocalize it. We don’t have that training you all get growing up.
You rarely will hear one man to say his buddy, “Hey man, are my thighs getting a little thick?”
If you do hear two guys talking about that, well miss, they probably aren’t interested in you.
I worry because my arms are getting flabby…yeah, this isn’t something guys talk about.
You ladies have it easy when it comes to verbalizing your insecurities.
Not only do you have your friends who totally bring you up and make sure to let you know how gorgeous your body is…
“Your butt isn’t bigger, your dryer shrunk the pants.”
“Your arms aren’t saggy, you’re just really relaxed.”
I wish I was making this up. I’ve heard some of these conversations..
You also have most men trained to hand out compliments at the drop of a hat…
Guys, be honest here. Anytime a woman just starts talking about herself, how she feels fat, ugly, bad hairstyle…whatever.
What is the first gut reaction and usually the first thing you say…
She could be a woman you work with, a friend, a family member, a girlfriend, or a wife.
Doesn’t matter, just doesn’t.
The first thing is usually, “Why do you say that? You are beautiful, gorgeous.”
“Are you crazy? I would date you in a heartbeat if I was good enough for you.”
“I feel lucky you are even talking to me.”
Another one is an immediate, “No, not at all.”
Guys, we are brought up that way and when we go against it, what are we?
Jerks, pricks, bastards, you know the score. Enough guys have been drunk and said what they really thought before to a woman fishing for compliments
“Do these pants make my butt look big?”
“Nah, your butt makes your butt look big”
Smack…slap….throw a drink in the face…or just a “you are a bastard!”, and storm out. Puts a damper on rest of evening, let me tell you.
Does this really have a point? Not really.
Just felt like venting and throwing some thoughts to the wind.
Saw a random trailer and this was first things that came to my mind.
In actuality, I can’t wait until the movie comes out because the trailer looks bad ass.
